1、你在哪沾上的一身臭氣?
2、i want to feel your sweet embrace;
3、愛(ài)人啊，你簡(jiǎn)直讓我窒息，
4、but don’t take that paper bag off your face.
5、你的容顏依稀入夢(mèng)境，于是我在尖叫中驚醒。
6、曾以為一生只愛(ài)你一個(gè)，直到遇見你的二表哥。
7、我渴望你溫柔的擁抱，但別把你臉上的面具摘掉。
8、善良、聰慧、多情而性感，可惜這些你一條都不占。
9、i thought that i could love no other–that is until i met your brother.
10、kind， intelligent， loving and hot;this describes everything you are not.
11、my love， you take my breath away.what have you stepped in to smell this way?
12、i see your face when i am dreaming that’s why i always wake up screaming.
13、我愛(ài)你的明眸，你的臉龐，你的微笑，媽的，我真是說(shuō)謊不打草稿!
14、i love your smile， your face， and your eyes， damn， i’m good at telling lies!
15、If you look ugly， call 110 if you build well， call 120 if you temper bad， call 119 if you feel beautiful， call my cell phone and elaborated……
16、如果你長(zhǎng)得難看，請(qǐng)打110;如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120;如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119;如果你覺(jué)得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……
17、Because you， I believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
18、because of you， i believe in fate， perhaps all this are doomed to heaven， having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!
19、因?yàn)槟?，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說(shuō)的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!
20、心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
21、心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
22、沙僧說(shuō)：我有16變!八戒說(shuō)：我有32變!悟空說(shuō)：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒(méi)見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
23、因?yàn)槟悖蚁嘈琶\(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說(shuō)的是……我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!”
24、今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛(ài)極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過(guò)兔子的?
25、磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以……拍你用它最合適!
26、在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺(jué)永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
27、通告：愚人節(jié)來(lái)臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
28、psychological test: if you and the cowardrace， you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
29、In my eyes， you will always be looked carefree， and eating with relish is always， sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know， Oh! Sometimes think， as you do so pigs are very good!
30、Psychological test: If you and the coward race， you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
31、notice: aprilfool's day approaching， on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus， meaning exactly opposite， please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
32、after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking， quit immediatelyeat two fruits， three ring relaxedbelt， the four immediately quit drinking， wujiebaibu walk， bathe immediately quit six， seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?
33、shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment， you change a phone call， i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!
